GRANDMA BERNICE TELLS ALL 
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"The future begins this afternoon!  For god's sake -
wear your good underwear!"
- Grandma Bernice 

GRANDMA BERNICE TELLS ALL -
​at the Minnesota Fringe Festival, 2016.  

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Born in 19th Century Sweden, raised near the South St. Paul Stock Yards, Bernice Holmgren married twice and divorced without regret.

All before it was cool. 

Along the way she drove cattle from Iowa to Fosston, Minnesota - owned and ran a cafe in Iowa - raised four children, and managed to perfect art of sooth saying. 

Join her on stage as she reads the cards of lucky audience members, and shares her wisdom, humor and warnings. 

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"It's tough out there.
​Whenever you can, drink milk."   
​-Grandma Bernice

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Bernice Holmgren